Break a Hip..............

Befuddled as to why I can never cease piling on to what's already piled on? I have no viable defense. Blame DNA. Purchased this highly flammable, petroleum based frock from, again, a cheesy venue I demur to disclose. Pretty flaming dynamic right? I think that'd be a positive. Dig it!
 Nice wrist and boiled pork hand.

It's even bitchin'  horizontally. Wheeeeeee! Nice residue from painting walls.

Had an opening the night this frock debuted. Incredulously, not really, I own a pair of pantyhose that are daring purple and black check. I ripped apart the knot of inventory, but they were not to be found. Was reduced to wearing these staid purple on purple ones in lieu. Travesty. I loathe a boring ensemble.

Decidedly my favorite shoes of all time. Rivaling Imelda, that's saying something! Wheeeeee!

So this was First Friday's regalia.. Conjecture now, the elusive purple and black check numbers became so flaccid they had to be euthanized. R.I.P.

Stellar Sighting of Swell Sedneks...........

Rockstar Marcia Sednek encompasses and reigns the term talent. Renowned for her dresses, of which she's created thousands, her genius enables her to shape shift her creativity to the realm of standing and lounging figures, handbags, and bijouterie! Decent!

Nice amputated arms.......

Shorts are the most inane garment ever conceived. (You know what? I figured out another word that bucks the "I before e except after c" commandment. Neighbor.) I digress. Shorts remind me of the Brownies, of which I attempted to join. They said they were full. Huh? The catalyst that birthed my edgy, questionable, character.

Refer to this long sleeved hairy thing as my "Magilla Gorrilla" gem. It's about thirty thousand years old.
Seriously folks, who doesn't love a warm, fuzzy gorilla? I'm not even going to bore you with how these ludicrous shorts came to be. Trust me, purchase not intentional.

Nice stupid, lounging, shorts.

Why compound the cheesiness with these petroleum based Smurf boots? Too late now.

How endearing is Wilkie?

It's a given I've boasted some asinine garb. Is that why everyone was laughing more than usual today?Nice stupid shorts.........