Nice dessicated bologna neck. Dig it!
Let's get down with some faux leather, faux reptile (oh when the faux keeps marching on......).
Trillion zippers on faux pockets. Wine hued.
A given this black long sleeve beneath is a chemist's lab amalgamation of fake stuff. Black pleather biker jacket.
Stunning studs.
Dig it.
Alert the media! I think my shoe boots are real leather! What a concept!