Trying to depart to celebrate Thanksgiving in Transylvania with family and friends, TSA booted me off my flight because I failed to pass inspection. The guard said not only was I wearing clothing to young for my age, I was wearing too much denim at the same time. Under intense questioning, I buckled under scrutiny and admitted to a trip to the juniors department at Macy's the week before. Scored this cute little dress for $4.99. April Fool! Everyone knows I never travel!
