Purple Haze

Being choked with the smog from Arizona's terrible fires makes me feel like we'e living in the 1800's sans horse poop in the streets or sliding on tobacco spit. Poor Arizona, I feel so bad for them.

Dress gifted to me by Jen from Urban Outfitters, antique 

Taxco necklace that I picked up from an antique show.

Betsey Johnson velveteen wedges with big satin bows, and giant polka dots. Doesn't the red sun remind you of vampires and werewolves? 

Bad Secretary.........

What a wicked little secretary I'd make. You want dictation? Do your own dictation. Black cami dressed up with 4 thousand opera length necklaces. Betsey Johnson high waisted pencil skirt with button detail.

Want me to walk and get you coffee? How about I walk across your back instead? Wicked open toed plats would be less painful than stiletos. Make your own damn copies!

Whatta Melon!!!!!!!

I took a field trip to a giant Smith's today,with Richard, so much food! My basket usually contains make-up, dog treats, club soda and hair dye. I had to score this mega melon. Ideeli dress, ancient straw hat that collapses for travel (WHATEVER!)

Darling little vintage light blue crocheted purse with pearl edge.

Fashion probation for wearing the same shoes in 5 days. Fabric wedges with little blue flowers.

The grocery scene is kind of hostile, why is everybody staring at me????

Not Dead, Just A Picnic............

Not a propped up corpse this time but me having a carbo-fest on my front lawn. Type Z sun dress.

Cute as a button purple Irregular Choice flats with mini roses and pink plastic buttons donning faces.

                My ancient straw hat with equally ancient scarf reminds my of a gondoliers hat.

Uber carbo-load? No, it's part of my fake food art collection. No calories!!!!

Am Misbehavin"..............

Guess I got a little too happy Friday night at the opening. No matter that it was like Babylon in here. Still, the dolls must stay at home from now on. There was even some residual happiness left last night as I woke up this morning in my Edith Ann dress! Bad, bad, Lindsay Lohan!!!

ORANGE you ready for me to change the subject? Orange dress in tee shirt fabric by Graham and Spencer, Necklaces by Juli Cardozo and one gifted to me from Georgie,one sporting a Peggy Maloney pin (R.I.P.) As I'm in my contrition mode I'll be pounding back faux highballs and faux ciggies all day.

I call these my Carmen Miranda shoes, I don't know why, they don't have any fruit on them, just flowers. Better join MA, "Meds Anonymous"!

SEDUCTION AND SEDATION.............

This Michael kors dress with slits at the neck and collar and origami cut seemed to catch the ol'

ball and chain's attention. Kristin Diener necklace and Dennis Garcia earrings make this outfit scream more is more!

Little opened toed Mary Jane wedges are navy with little blue flowers. 

We have an opening tonight and while other people are drinking, I'll be "pharming". My little friends make me happy and calm. I don't leave home without them, or my American Express. Wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

No Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen

When ever we change out shows, I show up in a 4" mini and 6" plats. Jen reels with frustration.

Secondly I'm wearing the same shoes in one week, little faux python ballet flats. If you suffer from bouts of narcolepsy during this blog, I'll forgive you.ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ