Man, it has belt loops, needs a seat belt through them. Something spilled? No problem, hose me down. Black perforated skirt with side pockets and blue center strip. Exposed zipper.
Sheer striped blouse with rolled up buttoned sleeves. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Blue and black opaque hose from Free Radicals. Seismic waves? Lie detector results? My nerves? Worn with striking patent shoes, criss-crossed arch and sizable buckle. A round of applause for plastic! Wheeeeeeeeee!