Camouflage this, camouflage that..........

 Now granted, this is a smart little uber ruched frock, but let me confess to the oddly placed flower pin. It's masking a couple of unsightly stains! How ingenious (and bizarre) am I? I adore this piece, it's priceless, just needs a modicum of tricky concealment when flourishing.

              Length of dress and stockings to mask an enormous bruise above my knee. Dig it!

Same with this rock star leather bracelt. It's hiding that horrific bruise above my wrist. Wheeeeeeeeeee!

                        Taking into consideration, maybe full on mummy bandages would be apt.