Marvel...........

Contemplated pairing this prim, insignificant frock with a dissimilar black and white motif legging. But it was far too tame!

My flamboyant Marvel comics leggings infuse this ensemble with a bit of much needed zest.

As do my considerably ostentatious shoe boots. They exclaim,"let me walk on your back". I needed a furious finish to my narcoleptic dress. (On sale, non-returnanable) Dig it!

Morticia Addams Saturday........

Yeah, this is a pencil skirt alright. It's long and so narrow at the bottom I must walk as if I have on  shoes with the laces tied together. Fashion fatality? You betcha. Grey front with black side panels.

Of my few pieces of Betsey Johnson's this might be my favorite. Chanel-esque "more is more" necklace with interwoven black leather. Dig it!

Demure lacy black cropped top. How demure of me to don something under this short see through garment. Growing up? I think not.

I don't really like these shoes but everyone thinks they are wonderful so I keep them! At times, rare times, I do obey. What was I recently called? Oh, I remember, "non-compliant". Wheeeeeeeee!

Queen Mum Attends a Barbecue..

Not one to fraternize with the little people. The Queen Mum, sans crown, for a more unceremonious  mien, decides to accept an invite to freshly met acquaintances. One who gravitates to meats of all variations, she tucked into the sauce blanketed ribs with rabid gusto. Wheeeeeee!

If not a crown, jewels are mandatory and plentiful. When is the queen without a pearl?  Blouse with captivating draped shoulders. Gold baroque motif jeans.

Pageantry abounds in these pink and gold leather pumps with endless grandeur. Silver angels, feathers, blossoms under glass, heel detail and various multi folded ribbons. Love the bologna hue of my feet. Dig it!

                                                     Drop it and give me 25 curtseys.

Backing Up...............

As I continue to cinge your eyes with black and white fare, this blouse attempts to be innocent from the front, but the posterior has an extremely strumpet back. Dig it!

                                                  Eek! It's not really that open in the back!

Diamond patterned skinny jeans mildly resemble racing flags of which I could participate in a demolition challenge.

                  Necklace by Heather Hanley. Bold brass and sass. (What a stupid sentence.)

Such amore for these aged black suede pumps with square pointy toes and cinch buckle.

                                          I try to be good, but it's just not in my DNA.

Where For Out a Proper Hem?

A maelstrom of upheaval in the hem department of late. Are designers eluding a straight hem out of ennui? The creators of this line are celebrated for being helter skelter with their garb. My selection either boasts a crazy quilt approach and/or these frantic hemlines. What's not to adore?

My utmost apologies for the overexposed chest!

Virgin of Guadalupe on turquoise leather cord, by Lorena Angelo.  Pray I don't get struck down by lightening. Wheeeeee!

Didn't recall the hose I'm featuring are for a woman about 6'8". First I bundled about 3 feet of them around my thighs but gravity is a cruel thing. They bountifully bag everywhere now. Do I care? I think not.

Plastic is as plastic does in these clunky, chunky cheapos. Squared off toe with boxy and a sizable squat heel. Dig it! I relish their replete tackiness.

Tiger in my Closet.......

    My embracing wacked out ensembles is kind of a given,  but this one will give you pause. Most assuredly.

                   Was I attacked by a wild animal? Ship wrecked? Am I selling violets in a Dickens novel?
                                                  The option is of your choosing........

Attempting to instill a modicum of sanity, I brought forth this ancient Danskin and three divine Marcia Sednek pins.

Sanity is obviously capricious with me, gladiator boots round out this very curious pairing.
Curiouser and curiouser..........Dig it!

Nice Negligee..........

I have a gaggle of these frocks, but this one came from a dissimilar venue. This diaphanous dress is basically a spider web with lace. Dig it!

Incredulous as it might be, a chartreuse camisole and Andy Warholesque tights are donned beneath.

 Brass embroidered pendant is by Lorena Angulo, squashed Navajo pearls by Richard Campiglio.

                                                 This gossamer tent is a ruthless critic.






                                                                        Ouch!