Barely discernable ruched back.
Passionately treasure this "Henry VIII" heavily embroidered cranberry and black skirt with exposed zipper. Sumptuous pairing of these tights. Actually mimmic skirt. Curiouser and curiouser.
Punk must be infused to spark this up a pitch. Dark grey denim with padded, studded shoulders. Double zippered front. Huh? Digeth it!
Did you know tennis was termed the "Game of Kings" because lofty, guillotine happy, Henry VIII and his like played tennis. I'm astounding that morbidly rotund beast could negotiate his side of the court. Court, get it? Wheeeeeeeee