Some serious stripe action, aspirin imperative.......

Will it it ever stop?! Well good luck wishing it would. Okay, so I have this multi-directional gray on gray tunic over my thousand year old black and white Ross t-shirt and a vertical knit wool pencil skirt. Sir, can I have some more sir?

You betcha!  Opaque mime hose ( hate mimes!) with crimson patent flats, sparkly toes. Gee, I wonder why everyone was giving me the stink eye on Saturday?