Beached Mermaid Saturday..............

Although I parade a number of pet pieces, one south bound item might be rated PG13, alas. We'll begin with a demure neckpiece by Kristin Diener. Antique enamel button. Breathless.

Combustibly saucy is this Betsey Johnson cardigan with pink pearl buttons..

Here's where we step off the curb of social acceptance. 

This high waisted cocoon, in dense black and white brocade, is comely and lurid. What a little multitasker! Wheeeeeee!

Have I told you in the last 5 minutes how much I loathe taking these pics at my house? If Philio doesn't mend soon I'll give him something to limp about. Grrrrrrrr!