Housewife of New Jersey

I don't know, I'm just not feeling this dress. Even though it's kind of trampy, it's pretty tame for my look. Jersey v-backed number. Oh, and I don't have enough of a bust to be a Jersey housewife.

Am smitten with this plethora of Karan Sipe necklaces. Kind of has that "give me that old time religion" vibe going on.

Kickin' grey suede patforms with about a million studs. Surprisingly comfy.

If you don't like that dress I'll help you out of it.