My friends must go into a department store and ask the sales assistant, "I'm buying a gift for a specific friend, where's your strumpet section?"
I do love this dress and if I was 65 years younger it might make sense on me, but yikes!
Lycra, at least a handful of it, with polka dot panel and side slits that wrap around the back! Tramp much???
Do my shoes hurt or help? A moot point at this stage of the game.
And she wonders why people cross to the other side of the street when they see her coming........
