Cell Block #99..........

Nary a reader would be taken aback should I be incarcerated for fashion crimes. Having lots of history with the black and white look, my new ensemble would be an effortless transition. Tailoring integral to beget a flattering line.

Tempting jersey dress with grey and black narrow striped side panels. Travesty they can't be discerned.

Martha Stewart must have gotten free reign regarding alterations, I'll wager.

It's a given I'd want jewelry smuggled inside my cake. Trifecta of photo collage pendents on oddity of chains.

See you on the outside. Dig it!