Good heavens, what happened????? It appears I inhaled a liter of scotch and fell off a barstool!
Akimbo grey tee with toga-esques split layered shoulders. Scathingly apparent black bralette (dig it!).
Marvel in these jean mimicking tights bearing Lilliputian checks. Thin faux leather waistband. Trusty old Steve Madden silver sandals.
Next round's on me! Wheeeee!