Those Swingin' 60's

Bathed in sans vermouth gin martinis and cigarettes, this dress shouts "Let's do the limbo and throw our keys into a bowl!" It's a beaut. All voile, it's entirety amassed with singular spherical petals. Sporadic concentrations of miniatures. I am unworthy of a dress made for Goldie Hawn.

Embarrassing is as embarrassing does in this cheesy gasket-esque number from mortifying venue. Dig it!

With much digression I debut new pound princess "Wilkie", of vastly mixed lineage.

Mariposa welcomes her to the staff. Rock on!