Crochet, and Then Some More Crochet

Let's begin with my cheesy is as cheesy does gaudy, sparkly, bowy, over-the top trinket from Kohls. A given they're all real diamonds, grave mis-marked error on they're part. Only $7.99 They've cheated themselves out of vast millions!

Comely hue chemistry betwixt these two crocheted garments. Faint peach beneath a handsome dark grey. Sales-ville on both of these treasures. Score!

Somber gray skinny jeans and my delicate pearl bejeweled flats. I'm somber, I'm staid, I'm not myself........