My Boundless Absurdity..............

Vastly similar to a runaway train, once inaugurated, my run amuck sense of style gains speed. Embarking with this clever Egyptian eye sweater with distressed ( torn ) accents, you're hoodwinked into assuming this is the apex of my sass for the day. Let's collectively bray with laughter.

First I donned the tights,  even contemplating wearing them without additional reinforcement. 

Yow!

My gorilla skirt comes to the rescue! I love this frisky little piece! Detail of said friskiness.

Enter stage left the aforementioned tights. Aggressive black and white checks.

My staid, standby, kitten heeled pumps quailed, "don't get me involved in this mayhem!"

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!