Narcoleptic Drool Pool............

When the most titillating element of your fashion statement du jour are the hose and flats, you know inciting unconsciousness is a potential hazard. Much abused saturation of this dropped pointy side thingy reoccurring in my monolithic inventory. Oh please........

Wear It exhumation in this triple stranded faux (what a surprise) pearls. Nice boiled shrimp skin. Righteous!

Real leather does not rescue this jacket from tedious cheesiness. You contemplate, have I ever heard of a return option or,  what a concept, not buying it in the first place? I think not.....

Saving the best for last are these dotted floral, cream hued stockings. Ancient Anthropologie purchase, 

these coruscated brocade flats with elastic strap. 

Nice webbed feet. Wheeeeeeeeee!