Accruing crimes exhibited of paradigm nightmare purchases. These are so ebulliently ludicrous they're laughable. In my defense this most deplorable garment is something they sent me by mistake! I didn't even order it! Not that it will save you from bleeding eyes. Circus tent or Mardi Gras float? You make the call.
Relentless disquiet ensues in these tights which I misconstrued for green diamond design. Oh contraire..........These frightful tights feature neon
yellow beneath black fishnet, solid black back, thankfully.
Not even I was crazy enough to brandish this without donning my grommet sweater to mask as much as possible.
I'm a scary clown today. I hardily suggest you cross the street if you see me coming. Dig it!