Age Inappropriate Knocks Again!

Forlorn concerning a paucity of scandalous apparel? What a refreshing day I bring forth! To be sure, I used to don this without the slip! Such an ennuyant grown-up now. Tears stream.

Naughty, quite expansive, portholes, indeed. Dig it!! Shock of acid yellow aides in electrifying me to feel 40. The apex of old age. Evidently.......

Can we trust this semi-sizable faux jewel encrusted butterfly pin to buy me some much needed lenience? It's encroaches on sensible, correct? Do I care? I think not. Wheeeee!