Stripe-ous Maximus..........

This maxi-dress gives new meaning to the term. I think it was designed for one about 7'5".  Clever cut to divert staid horizontal.  Applaud my brilliance for having belt service the pesky length issue. Dig it!

Grommet riddled belt from the Pleistocene period. Which, in my opinion, feels like yesterday.

Wheeeeee!

Accelerate the cheesiness with this "mystery metal" necklace. Amazingly enough, it didn't turn my neck green or give me a skin condition. Rock on!

Nothing like an entire ensemble for twelve dollars to make you realize. Neiman Marcus is forever no more.........