Brown and orange box plaid vintage jacket from Double Take . Smocked waist, raw edged cuffs, artful pocket treatment, padded shoulders. Had I ever entertained implants, that's the region my silicone would be bound.
Lily pad sized, multi-layered pin with a photo silk-screened fem. I like to imagine she's a suffragette.
Not quite a houndstooth, this petroleum based skirt has as many different angles as the Los Angeles interchange. Wheeeeeeeee!
When more is more and yet still not enough, enter cheetah motif tights. If I can get past humans on the way to my car without them braying with laughter or brandishing a big cross as protection, I'll eat my hat......... Hey, there's something this outfit is sorely lacking!
Live by this rule. Always don a watch that can second as a cocktail tray. Wheeeeeeeee!
Mock croc sling backs I could scale a fence in. Will be a life saver when the mob of fashion police try to run me aground. Dig it!!!!!!!!
